Bath Time

I'm taking my 18th bath of the day, one for every hour I have been awake.  


Riiiiggtt :o)

Belly Rubidness :o)

While getting a belly rub, he states in his best baritone, 


"Lower"

Adorable

Mama? Remember last night when you were sleeping and I came in and walked all over you and was purring and chewing your hair? And then I drooled on your forehead? Wasn't that adorable?

I'm Soo Aahh Lonely

After being gone all day, or for a minute, you walk through the door to Elvis Kitteh sounds:


I'm sooo Aahh-Lonely...

Stupid Birds

Mumma, can the birds come in and play?

Dyson What?

Why does a man spend 17 years designing vacuums, just say'n.